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sundisaya:

yolktuba:

polterghast:

yolktuba:

if you can pick something cute up in a game and don’t try to throw it off a ledge you are out of your mind

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(via nineblueroses)

"GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH TROY AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL"

"sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse"

"oh rad bring it in"

(Source: neptunain, via thejuicyjuls)

obveously:

pizzatomb:

imagine if china, while they’re up on the moon, decides to knock down the US flag or whatever just to say ‘screw you’ and its like, what are we gonna do? spend a couple million just to fly some craft up to the moon and re-erect the flag? the whole scenario would be petty and that’s hilarious 

i have lived in america my entire life and i am 100% sure we would do exactly that

(Source: exeggcute, via suspicious-lookingplant)

grandmafupa:

Painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk

(via sassyirony)

driveshaftgroupie:

skypestripper:

when u burn someone in front of ur friends

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(via confirmance)

*bag of sour cream and onion potato chips stuck to the ceiling*

seapup:

now THATS an aesthetic

(via sassyirony)

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