who wants to hire me as their maid i’m not gonna clean im just gonna wear a cute maid outfit dust like 6 things and bend down a lot
dermatologists HATE me. everyone hates me. i’m so alone
“you don’t look depressed though”
oh yeah sorry i forgot to bring my literal dark cloud with me today
Me when I’m forced to go anywhere.
If people are really going to assume that guys with long hair are gay and girls with short hair are lesbians then I am going to assume that all bald men are actually eagles.
talk shit get cried in front of